On death

I hate funerals. I don't want one. I don't want people looking at my dead body and have that last image of me. No flowers either. Heck, take the $100 plus and donate it to St. Judes. I don't want to be buried, I want to be cremated. I think it costs more to die than to be born. Fortunately this lady led a full life, she died peacefully in her sleep at the age of 91. That's how I want to go.