Am I going to need my "Get Out of Jail Free" card? For some reason Florida has a ton of dumb laws and I seem to be guilty of breaking a few. So for a person whos has never seen the inside of a police station much less a jail, it looks like I am quite the criminal. Another reason to move to Hawaii, they only have 2 of these laws.
You can check out your state at http://www.dumblaws.com
* It is illegal to sell your children.
* Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
* A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
* Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
* Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
* It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
* When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
* You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
* It is considered an offense to shower naked.
* You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
* Oral sex is illegal.
* You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
* Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging
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I hate to say it - but I've been guilty of a few of these too! *grin*
I'll have to check and see what dumb laws Mississippi has!
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