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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

How hard can it be??

He can NEVER replace the roll! I know it may be a bit difficult for a man brain. But I have given him step by step instructions several times!
I guess it's a good time to repost this. Although it has been on my fridge for years, he has yet to sign up.

New Evening Classes For Men!
ALL ARE WELCOME.
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.Sign up early and get a discount on registration...
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL THE ICE CUBE TRAY

Step by step guide w/slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS, DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion



DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)



DISHES & SILVERWARE, DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts



LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups



LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead ofturning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum



DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS, DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play



HEALTH WATCH, BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation



REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did



IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation



LIVING WITH ADULTS, BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing



HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques



REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class



GETTING OVER IT, LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

7 comments:

AnnaLiza said...

haha!! i sympathize on some of those! hehehe

lovely site

kailani said...

Ok, I admit that I do that sometimes. It drives my husband crazy!

Maybe I should take some of those classes! LOL!

Damselfly said...

How about a class in making sure faucets and lights are fully off when not in use?

doodlebugmom said...

men!

Melissa said...

Very, very funny - thanks for posting. If only we could get these classes going FOR REAL!

Sheila said...

I loved this list! My husband has a habit of leaving empty things on the kitchen counter, instead of putting them in the garbage or recycle bin (empty milk cartons, empty soup cans, etc). Drives me nuts! How hard is it to turn around and throw something in the garbage can??!

Rick said...

I see what you mean. You should know that just two days ago I replaced the toilet paper - with the paper on top of course.

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