He can NEVER replace the roll! I know it may be a bit difficult for a man brain. But I have given him step by step instructions several times!I guess it's a good time to repost this. Although it has been on my fridge for years, he has yet to sign up.
New Evening Classes For Men!
ALL ARE WELCOME.
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.Sign up early and get a discount on registration...
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL THE ICE CUBE TRAY
Step by step guide w/slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS, DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE, DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead ofturning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS, DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH, BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS, BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT, LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
7 comments:
haha!! i sympathize on some of those! hehehe
lovely site
Ok, I admit that I do that sometimes. It drives my husband crazy!
Maybe I should take some of those classes! LOL!
How about a class in making sure faucets and lights are fully off when not in use?
men!
Very, very funny - thanks for posting. If only we could get these classes going FOR REAL!
I loved this list! My husband has a habit of leaving empty things on the kitchen counter, instead of putting them in the garbage or recycle bin (empty milk cartons, empty soup cans, etc). Drives me nuts! How hard is it to turn around and throw something in the garbage can??!
I see what you mean. You should know that just two days ago I replaced the toilet paper - with the paper on top of course.
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