Titles

I have been called many things in my life. Miss, Mrs, Katrina's Mommy, Karilyn's Mommy. The closest to royalty that I've been, is my self appointed titles of Queen Lissy & Queen of Shopping. Well here is the Aristocratic title that I was given

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Countess-Palatine Lissete the Pusillanimous of Much Bottom Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

First of all, I had to go to the Merriam-Webster site to look up Pusillanimous because I did not know what the heck it meant. It's from the latin pusillus which means very small (which I am) + animus which means spirit or animated. OK we are good so far. But, that is just the root of the word. The definition is actually lacking courage.

So I am a short hyper chicken sh*t countess with a huge butt!