Cosmetic Retouching

I'm not interested in enhancing my northern region. Size wise. Lift wise is a different story. Things seem to be going further south every year. They'll be in Key West before you know it. If I could, I would. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. Not only that, they can totally get rid of all my jiggly parts while they're at it. Actually, I give priority to getting rid of the jiggly over getting the lift.

Vanity? Call it whatever you like. I like to think of it as being more comfortable in my own tight skin. I have never been heavy. So this newly acquired squishiness makes me not only upset, but uncomfortable.

I try to eat right and exercise, but nothing seems to be working. Although my WiiFit seems to think that I'm the bomb.


Danny has issues with this. He thinks that I will die if I have elective surgery. I feel that I have been through so many surgeries, that my body can handle it. Plus now they have that Smart Lipo thing. PLUS, there are actually benefits to vacuuming out the fat. Here's one and here's another. I can fuel up your truck Danny! Think of the possibilities!!!