Just for You... Reviews by Lissete



Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Ladies are supposed to perspire

We have been frying here lately. And I am SWEATING! Today, we were at 96 degrees. Fahrenheit! But there is hope on the horizon! I was just watching the news and the weatherman said that we will be getting a cold front on Saturday. Hurray! Yep, we will be getting all the way down to 89!!!

~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.
~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.
~ You can make sun tea instantly.
~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
~ You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
~ You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,
"What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
~ The potatoes cook underground,
so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
~ The cows are giving evaporated milk.

1 comment:

Damselfly said...

You *can* get sunburned through your window! I love this list!

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